That 5 year life plan.... that i dont have.

So you know how people map out their goals in a 5 year life plan?
And you know that the people who have these 5 year life plans really only date someone else with
a 5 year life plan, then they merger their equally ambitous 5 year life plans to include stuff like:
*Go london to meet up with (insert identical couple now living in london).
*Jump three pay levels and buy a house.

Other crap like this.

Well here is mine:
*Make out on splash mountain at disneyland.
*Break at least one limb whilst doing an X tream sport or having sex.
*Win a competion for something really crap like a trip to noosa in a crap hotel and take luke with me so he complains the whole time.
*Get SSSSAAAAAAAMMMMM a boyfriend so he can stop this slut spiral.
*Buy some sort of investment, not including shoes.

Even if i get non of those things done, doesnt really matter.
But i will avoid a late twenties crisis and laugh at anyone having them because they aimed too high!

listening to:
Sugarcubes- Hit!

We wound up in a ditch mum, i couldnt hear my phone.

So good friday, a day when liquor isnt sold to take away and the bars close at 9pm.
Luke and i managed to be a blubbering drunken vomiting mess and this is how it went:
We went to the ass light for a couple of beers and to skope guys, nothing appealing though.
But SAM managed to hook his hot little self up with pretty cute dude.
Anyway, there was some stuffing around buying a penthouse and a packet of mint slices for Ed and the darlo
bar.
Then we decide to have a night cap at Jason's Manor fruit lexia pinot is so amsome to end the night with.
The plan then was to go back to Lukes to listen to do lounge room dancing, BUT walking down Riley st we were
totally stalked by pounding huge footsteps headed our way, and then some scary old gay almost tried to mug us.
But we hot tailed it out of there freaking out, we ran down an alley and down another past the biggest roller door in
the southern Hemisphere and up another alley and ran into an TEEN HOUSE PARTY! The people
were really crap and wasted but they had a duty free size bottle of bean and coke which was very generous. There was all
this crap art on the walls which the guy told me about, it was so crap but i said "Your so talented, its amazing, its your passion....umm is there any pot?" He rolled us a joint, i booty danced to smashing pumpkins and we were outta there.
There was another house party we found but the people seemed to know each other and then luke spilt coke on
the white carpets so we bailed. Then back at Lukes pad we were totally stoned and Luke totally greened the fuck out
and vomited, PUSSY.
This little lady can handle her chronic y'all!

Listening to:
Ciara- Oh and my goodies.

Wanting:
Someone to watch dvd's in bed with me tonight in our knickers.

Pretty Vexed right now...

This photo really doesnt need to be explained at all, quite possibly my hottest look this year!

Its been a pretty boozy jesus festival the past 3 days, so sunday night reflection in bed seems best.
Sorry for anyone that had to see me freak the fuck out last night at the gas light. My usually shy and
demure facade has been smashed to bits dammit. But the behaviour was warranted, and i have the bruises
to prove it!
A few thank you's:
Steele Bonus, thanks for your t-shirt that i wiped snot, mascara and tears on.
Jordi, for telling me he loved me under the cover of his hoodie.
Sam, for being a lying gay and buying me some red wine.
Justine, for being the bestest girlfriend in the world, who was the sexiest girl on the dance floor last night.
James, for holding me back, arms and legs still kicking.

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST.....

LLLLLLLLUUUUUKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
'Girl i can see you been crying and you needed somebody to talk to'
Thank you for halling my ass off the middle of the road at a very lame suicide attempt.
Because there was a red light....
And for doing body rolls and sexy leg dancing at 3am.
And for being the greatest new friend a girl could ask for..
Oh and also for helping me steal schooner glasses so we could smash them.

Sorry to:
All the residents of Reservoir st who put their bins out last night.....
It just felt so good attacking them with Karate kicks and wailing laughter.
'Last seen a very small baby cub looking man scretching, followed by and totering heeled lady
in a flowing red dress and tear stained face in fits of laughter' -this would be our description that an angry elderly
neighbourhood watch officer would have left on the surry hills police station answering machine.

Listening to:
Cocteau Twins- those eyes that mouth
Giant Drag- Kevin is gay
styx- come sail away.

Wanting:
Boys with outragously hot upper bodies and a sense of humor.

Love nella
smarter and prettier than your average bird.

BLOW OUT!

the nella chronicles

Sorry for the lack of posts in like forever.
Its been a terrible coulple of months but i'm maintaining.
Well there has been little to no progress in finding a suitable boyfriend...Things boys should remember:
*Need NOT apply if you have a girlfriend who your not going to leave for me.
(What was the point of the past 2 months i am now trying to work out?!?! Why did boy in question even talk to me in the begining?!?! I know i am cute and kind of addictive, but come on, give a girl a break.)
*When your my ex, please stop complicating the whole icky situation and give me some R-SPECT! For shits sake i have made you blow more than you've had wet dreams so just do whats right and keep this girl sane for more than 2 weeks.
*I know it was only a concert and i so didnt want to be your girlfriend even really, but there is no need to get nasty. What were you thinking? everyone knows sigur ros is music made for lovers. A little bit of ettiiquette wouldnt hurt.
*OH YEH IF YOUR TOTALLY TOO SWEET FOR WORDS AND WILL GIVE RANDOM PIGGY BACKS AND MAKE A GIRL LAUGH.....YOUR A SHOE IN!