If you'll be my bodyguard, I can be your long lost pal!

Saturday, was yet again the pod war at the Cricketers...
Oops something was wrong with my camera, dammit Sam your such a gay.

People are so polite these days, right? Mikey was helping me because i got nervous and had pod anxiety and
the back light turned off.

It all turns a bit pear shaped at one point...lucky my outfit was really cute.

My number #1 bizarch Kim came to be my back up dancer, she did this really hot leg kick dance move.
One of her disadvantaged kid editing students taught her. It was sooo hot and ciara like.
She also looked really stoned but wasnt she just accidently stabbed herself in the eye with her eyeliner. Those logo'ed fendi
pants bring out the best in her!


Me with my cat moves in the background... p.s who the hell is that girl in front?

This is when i thought i had it in the bag.... sadly mistaken. That duffel coat i found in the kids section so the arms are
too short, lucky i am so skinny. HAHAHAHAHA

Where did i put that caramello koala? Johnno its under your ass, let me feel....

Clearly he likes being touched near the butty...

OH MY GAY! Sam played Madonna's - American Life, maybe to the delight of only us.
My set list:
*Dr who - Timelords (later known as KLF)
*Diplo rythym- diplo ( that was a mistake from some shakey hands)
*My grandma and your grandma - Iko iko
*I'll be your bodyguard- Paul simon's
*Buttercup- The temptations
*Your my bestfriend- Queen (dedication to Viv)

And something else but i cant remember.....

Listening to: Tv on the radio- return to cookie mountain( I was a lover), Paul Simons- 50 ways to leave your lover, Ray Charles and Nina Simonen- baby its cold outside, Band of horses- The great salt lake.
All dedicated to my imaginary boyfriend.

x nelson

I miss the summer time....

So much fun in the sun..... (p.s i dont tan.)
Can't wait to wear dresses with no tights, and not worry about getting runs in my stockings halfway through the day.
Dont get me wrong winter is amazing, just not in sydney. It just get half-arsed cold, it doesnt feel right.
Lucky Luke and i have planned a trip to the coin drop solarium at taylors square this weekend, to burn.

Christian Slater is really good looking in person.

whiskey mac's and a xanex set at the pod wars - 'hi daddy warlocks'

Saturday night called for an outfit which was in between a mix of cute and dance-able.
If i had known that the venga boys were going to be played, then i would have worn more lycra. But hey!
Bowing out gracfully of this round of pod wars and becoming a judge was suprisingly easy.


Mikey with a very dizzy darth vader.


Sam lost his ipod in his D.I.V.O.R.C.E.... but i'm sure if he ever plays it will blow out.


After the D.I.V.O.R.C.E sam picked himself one of these little babies up at the adopt a gay hottie pounds.


Posessed by whiskey mac's and some stressfull judging, at some point i was threatening to give ZEROS if people
i didnt like entered....


Benna and Sam slow and sex during Tall Mikey and Benny's xanex set.....'just like honey......just like HONNNNEEEYYYY!'


Thats more like it, little turtle doves.


Whats better than taking the X? Just pretending you have, duh?!?!

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This was the most action i've had in the past year.....For serious. At least is was with a slutty glittered up mermaid.
Gibson tipped wax over her nipples latter that night, what a whore.


Walking down oxford st later that night, Benna spotted this group of girls with a bunch of 21st birthday
balloons, i felt like running over and telling her that its really not going to get much better and that at 22 everything is
still the same but duller and done more times.


PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA..... my eyes are glazed in whiskey mac haze. It was so gross i could taste it when i woke up this morning, you know when you brush your teeth 4 times and still cant get rid of the taste.....eeeewwww.


To cheer up beautiful Benna i joined in a dance off with these really cool girls who had sexy outfits and were going to
Club Retro on Sussex St because there are apparently 'really hot guys there and great dancing music.'
"LETS HEAR IT FOR THE BOYSSSS, LETS GIVE THE BOYS A HANDDDDD"


Then it all got too much...

xxx nella

listening to : The truth about cats and dogs (they die)- Ponu up!, Leave me lying here- Veruca salt, Jane says- Janes Addiction, Aint no other man - Christina Aguilera

lunch for 2 on a brisk winters day at the sidewalk cafe!

There is no excuse for my lack of posting, only that i couldnt be bothered and have been working so much.
So yesterday, Jolyon and i had a movie and shopping day.

We were handed this while walking through the city to david jones, Jolyon looks quite conflicted.......


We worked up an appitite in the womens shoe section, i was contemplating some fur trimmed
Marc Jacobs bronzed gumboots. They were super new money russian bitchy princess, so not so versitile but they reduced
from $560 to $240.... Anyway we decided on my favorite city cafe, which is in the over pass above
Castleraegh st in between centre point tower and David Jones.




Jolyon ordered the Triple Decker BLT with fries...... They are so good with the little toothpicks.


I got Crepes with strawberrys and ice-cream, they forgot the side of maple syrup. The waitress got
distracted by trying to get me to have cream and ice cream?!?!?! Is that needed?!?!? what is the point?!?!
But we shared our meals and got some cokes too. After a while the big fat david jones mums were freaking me
out as a future vision of myself. If anyone is interested everytime i go to the sidewalk cafe the special is Cauliflower
soup.


One happy girl, crepes/ pancakes are one of my favorite comfort foods.... they bring a smile to my face which
grows with every bite, till my jeans pop!


Well thats the end to another lunch date with Jolyon, both complaining of the boyfriends we dont have
and why i cant find candy pink nail polish.


The fun wasnt over by a long shot, next we caught a flick, Pirates of the Carribbean. Jordan came and met us also.
Which is kind of dumb, the CGI is so bad, and Johnny depp gets eaten by a big squid that looks like a toothed vagina.
And the mixed seafood army was just gross.... And i even had the whole experience of making sure i had a pirates of the carribbean combo of pop corn and coke which was shared and obviously unfinshed.


Then walking down to China town for the night markets, which werent on we found this asian crepe place....
Jordan looks like he might get the mixed meat with mayonaise and orange slices...mmmmm good choice.


I'm pretty sure the chewed up and vommited seafood and ham and oranges is my personal longing.

Thank god i was wearing a trans ocasion outfit, because day was becoming night and we were pub bound
to shake the bad movie off with a beer. The cricketers was great as usual but i forgot to take anymore photos.
We met Luke and Mix and David Gac's , by this time i was once again in my gaggle of gays. We found some sydney university 'ARTS LAW WEEK' flyers and Luke and i angled them out of our bags to try and attracted some smart cute boys, it didnt work.
We were interupted by this rude drunk girl who came to smoke on our table then started eating my salad off my plate with her grubby little hands...gross i didnt even know her.
Anyway 3 vodka an pinapple juices (Hawaii in a glass), the gays had gone to do gays only things, and Bennadicte, Mikey and i went to the Shakespear (10.40pm). It smelt like B.O and was gross, then i accidently got red wine spilt all over my white dress and had to bow out gracefully and go home in a taxi. Just when we were about to go dancing....
BUMMER....

Nella xxx

Listening to: Lupe Fiasco- Kick Push, Giant Drag- Your full of shit (check out my sweet riffs), Paul McCartney and Wings
Live and let die and lots and lots of Split Enz.

FIONA APPLE WAS THE POSTER CHILD FOR ANNOREXIA IN THE LATE NINTIES ALTERNATIVE SCENE, WHAT DOES THAT MAKE ME?

Sorry dedicated readers.... (rose and justin!), 'like sand through an hour glass so are the days of our lives' THATS RIGHT I HAVE A LIFE! And i broke my camera, but i put in the asian repair shop at broadway shopping centre to get a new battery flap put on. Enough with the excuses, here are some photos of my so called life... (SNAP! i love that show!)

the only way to keep up that shadow of your former self, breakfast of twinnings earl grey loose leaf tea and some cigarettes.

it was a cold windy day and old perverts got a look up my flowing skirt.

the best net-burner in NSW..... SOPHIE HUNTER!

she doesnt even flinch when i do stuff like this.

1 of 3..... each closer to me falling off.

2 of 3..... closer...

3 of 3..... HA didnt fall, amazing.

the newest recruit to my jew-crew.... Lauren Hotz.... you know how we roll, SHALOM BITCHES!

the cutest flower i found at the cactus garden..

it is a native to south africa...

do you think they sell them at bunnings?

nothing but a bunch of damn lesbian hood-rats!

Sarah Read-bags, is a big fan of the mexican flavour..... WHO ISN'T?

Sophie Hunter and Melissa Pont surveying the menu, give it up! AS IF YOU ARENT GETTING NACHO'S!

i wish i lost my virginity in this hat.

hahahaha its so gross, it gave us all fart attacks and sore tummys for a couple of days... but was totally worth it!

sometimes i am kind of amazing, this is one of those times.

*Appart from all that fun stuff, i am so mad crushed out on chad michael murrey from one tree hill... ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY!
*I won the POD WAR finally.... sheesh.... RHYTHYM IS A DANCER BY SNAP got me over the line FIRST!
*Still dont have anyone to bake for and keep me warm at night.... an electric blanket and constantly thinking "who ate all the cookies?" when it was you, isnt so good.
*Totally want to learn a new knitting stitch, plain is getting boring.
*Have been too busy working to notice i am slightly festively plump.
*Sam Hodge is still my main gay.... But i tell Luke he is so he doesnt get jealous.

xxx nella

final destination 1,2&3.... an asian adventure.

firstly, the ins and outs in nail colour fashion:

So i was feeling crappy and teary and gross, whats a girl to do? GO AND GET REALLY FUN MANICURE'S and cry about boys to the asian manicurist that doesn't know a word of english. Orange is the new nude.
Wednesdays are totally devoted to fun friend dates, so Jolyon and i hit up Chi-town big time.

Eating korean BBQ in the sussex centre, best ever! I'm so not affraid of carbs.

Jolyon and all the other mingers in this town must now only get hair do's here.

MONCHICHI'S MONCHICHI'S. They are cute and scary, but i really love them.

Then we went to this shop and jolyon made me try on the harajuku girl clothes,
it freaked me out and i had to leave and smoke at least 5 cigarettes to get over it.
Our date was going so great, but it to top it off we went to the movies on george st to see Final Destination 3.....it is a cinematic master piece 4 and a half stars.

A freak rain storm hit and we had to wait it out at the gaslight.

Good night, i have a monster-truck headache and am making a present for a friend's birthday...... people who dont give birthday presents or make cards are fucking rude.

listening to : birthday - junior boys

just dont know quite what to do with myself.

This is me and Lozz.
To my best friend 'lisa left eye luke', see you later.
And to anyone else reading who feels the urge to take me out, i really like cheese cake and going to the movies.
ummmm

poor girl, paris hilton stole her boyfriend, cant quite seem to kick the annorexia, has mor balenciaga motorcycle bags than total kilo's she weighs and her stupid sister is always out pouting her!

p.s i think i am in love with a real live boy!

nell

listening to:
do it- the unicorns
space for rent- who made who
i really love you except- oh no! oh my!
bump - spank rock

NO READING JUST KNITTING INFRONT OF THE HEATER!

quote of the week : "Stir-fry's are so 90's!"