All you need is some tin foil stuff and lack of sleep.
Recomended to cover those end of weekend booze bags under your
almost mid 20's blood shot eyes.
"Is it much too much ask not to hide behind the mask....."
Sunday, August 13, 2006
Everyone can be MF DOOM...
All you need is some tin foil stuff and lack of sleep.
Recomended to cover those end of weekend booze bags under your
almost mid 20's blood shot eyes.
"Is it much too much ask not to hide behind the mask....."
Friday, August 11, 2006
THE 2 RONNIES....
The past week has been a busy one with; Strokies, work, school,lady's night, losing in the pod war and..... THE RONNIES!
Toddles my newest best friend, got us some highly prized tickets, scalpers were trying to buy them off us for
$400....for cereal! Who to take? It was a toss up between all my gays.... but Luke won out in the end.
It was at luna park, so the plan was to get pretty stoned and go on all the rides first and eat carney food.
Here is the getting stoned part, in the park near milsons point station. Luke wanted to
light up the weed just walking to luna park from the station, even though we were surrounded by families
and little kids all singing veronica's songs... Grow a some social skills GAY!
We had arrived, so excited and stoned.
"ok lets go on all the throwing up rides first!"
WRONG WRONG WRONG.....all the rides were closed, the ferris wheel wasnt even turning just
for effect. We were DEVVY! The only kind of carney thing we could do was the dumb mirrors,
which are pretty funny when your stoned, but not as fun as the throwing up rides.
THE RONNIES TICKETS......."everything is f'ed up straight from the heart, tell me what do you do when
it all falls apart".
Coney Island, this was after eating a whole packet of chips and i was licking the salt off my fingers.
It was getting kind of scary seeing people who were our age at a Veronica's concert for real, and people
on dates there.....Sad boring people who maybe have broken car radio's that only play 104.1 2day fm.
Me and the baby bear cub Luke. We had stummled up to the security guard and i had managed to
mummble and giggle out "ummm where is the ghost train?" The ghost train burnt down and killed 8 people.
WOAH SNAP BACK TO REALITY.
YEAHHHHHHH WOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHIOOOOOOOOOO it was time... They played the only 3 songs i know
in the first 15 mins, then luke bumped into this creepy old woman looking at the stage with a telescope, it was only
5 metres away. FREAK.
Luke was so inspired for his next range, just looking at the merch stand gaving him a gazillion ideas!
I was still stoned and excited by the lights.
Oh the dissapointment of no ferris wheel....it was all over, we left because we didnt know the rest of
their songs and all the little kids were creeping me out.
Really bad news the trains back to the real world weren't working, so on to the rail bus we went.
We totally pushed through the lines and got onto the first bus.
"Lets go to gay bars in newtown, to even out the night."
"Great idea"
Luke and i are also having a competion who can keep their bright pink ronnies wrist band on
longest!
Sorry Sutto for not coming to your going away party last night, but i needed to get some much needed sleep, project runway and the hills!
You probably didnt even notice i wasnt there, dont worry i'll take care of Hickey for you!
Listening to: Nas-come get me, Beyonce - de javu, Weezer- the sweater song, Todd Rundgen- bang on the drum all day, Lupe fiasco- ALL OF IT OVER AND OVER. Lady sov (mainly because we are both the biggest midgits in the game)!
Reading : Cosmopolitan's 2 sealed sections this month, so sexy!
My Biz and i are going to the cricketers for tap-ass and drinks tonight from 8pm!
XXXXXXXX
KEEP IT BREEZY!
Toddles my newest best friend, got us some highly prized tickets, scalpers were trying to buy them off us for
$400....for cereal! Who to take? It was a toss up between all my gays.... but Luke won out in the end.
It was at luna park, so the plan was to get pretty stoned and go on all the rides first and eat carney food.
Here is the getting stoned part, in the park near milsons point station. Luke wanted to
light up the weed just walking to luna park from the station, even though we were surrounded by families
and little kids all singing veronica's songs... Grow a some social skills GAY!
We had arrived, so excited and stoned.
"ok lets go on all the throwing up rides first!"
WRONG WRONG WRONG.....all the rides were closed, the ferris wheel wasnt even turning just
for effect. We were DEVVY! The only kind of carney thing we could do was the dumb mirrors,
which are pretty funny when your stoned, but not as fun as the throwing up rides.
THE RONNIES TICKETS......."everything is f'ed up straight from the heart, tell me what do you do when
it all falls apart".
Coney Island, this was after eating a whole packet of chips and i was licking the salt off my fingers.
It was getting kind of scary seeing people who were our age at a Veronica's concert for real, and people
on dates there.....Sad boring people who maybe have broken car radio's that only play 104.1 2day fm.
Me and the baby bear cub Luke. We had stummled up to the security guard and i had managed to
mummble and giggle out "ummm where is the ghost train?" The ghost train burnt down and killed 8 people.
WOAH SNAP BACK TO REALITY.
YEAHHHHHHH WOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHIOOOOOOOOOO it was time... They played the only 3 songs i know
in the first 15 mins, then luke bumped into this creepy old woman looking at the stage with a telescope, it was only
5 metres away. FREAK.
Luke was so inspired for his next range, just looking at the merch stand gaving him a gazillion ideas!
I was still stoned and excited by the lights.
Oh the dissapointment of no ferris wheel....it was all over, we left because we didnt know the rest of
their songs and all the little kids were creeping me out.
Really bad news the trains back to the real world weren't working, so on to the rail bus we went.
We totally pushed through the lines and got onto the first bus.
"Lets go to gay bars in newtown, to even out the night."
"Great idea"
Luke and i are also having a competion who can keep their bright pink ronnies wrist band on
longest!
Sorry Sutto for not coming to your going away party last night, but i needed to get some much needed sleep, project runway and the hills!
You probably didnt even notice i wasnt there, dont worry i'll take care of Hickey for you!
Listening to: Nas-come get me, Beyonce - de javu, Weezer- the sweater song, Todd Rundgen- bang on the drum all day, Lupe fiasco- ALL OF IT OVER AND OVER. Lady sov (mainly because we are both the biggest midgits in the game)!
Reading : Cosmopolitan's 2 sealed sections this month, so sexy!
My Biz and i are going to the cricketers for tap-ass and drinks tonight from 8pm!
XXXXXXXX
KEEP IT BREEZY!
Thursday, August 10, 2006
wednesday's.....
Wednesday's are usually movie day, Jolyon and i skip class and go skope people at
the mall or in china town and have dumplings at the place with the vines on
the ceiling and you can see them making the noodles or sussex centre food court.
Buy some phone trinkets you know usual china town stuff.
But this wednesday it was so nice we just hung out at the park.
We found the best spot on some memorial thing that we hadn't ever noticed before.
Must have been important, because people were taking photos and stuff.
We stopped off at starbucks to get a jaffa frapa mocha double shot skim soy latte venti frappachino,
i needed to it complete my outfit. Cute girls are always sucking down a bucks.
This photo would be in Nylon magazine after i stared in my first indi film where i was a
conflicted teen in new york who had lots of drugs and heaps of tit scenes. Dont you think?
And the article would be about how natural i am and how i use method acting.
I HATE ACTORS...
Speaking of babies, where is baby suri? Its so a hoax tom cruise is a freak.
This is Jolyon (most featured friend on the chronicles, i should give him a ham, like employee of the week)
doing the signature Nella pose, its a good one when your having a body dismorphic day and feel
a double chin creeping on......also totally cute when drunk!
Central Park? Say what?
By this time i wasnt feeling to good from my XXXXXXXL buck's chino thing....
See....It was just a bit to much....maybe thats how the staff at starbucks make the frappachino's
so frothy.
So word on the street was that Zit remedy's (artctic monkey's) after party was going to be out of control.
Everyone who is anyone was going to be there even mischa barton.... So i thought i should start lining up
early, you cant miss that shit. But i forgot my sleeping bag and yoga mat for comfort so we gave up.
Wednesday is also ladies mid week drinks, with Benna..... Jolyon was allowed to stay for 2 beers
because he is a gay.
Haven't you heard? I'm popping a little one out soon..... But still squeeze a few in at the ass-light, thats
ok before the third tri-mester.... maybe?
No dinner or lunch and two many drinks ladies needed to relocate and get some yellow fever at Don Don.
We sat at the counter to people watch the street, and outside waiting to be seated was this hottie hot hot, (the
one on the right) like a more defined sweeter version of josh harnett, so Benna went outside
so we could pretend i was taking a photo of her, hope the hottie hot hot doesnt mind i'm posting him
all over the nerd net?!?! oh well.... "Hi hottie hot hot!"
Chinese seaweed salad was so good, so cultured....
All of the wednesday ladies happy hour converstation is top secret but this is a snippet:
"That boy is so hot like a delicate josh harnett"
"Sooooo hot"
"How many calories and fat is in a chicken katsu don?"
"Ummmmm"
"I think like a billion"
"Hottie hot hot is coming out way 2'0clock"
"Have i got chinese seaweed salad in my teeth.?"
Ending the night trying to get red wine out of my cute top sucked.... look how short i am compared to Benna.
5'5 is crap, but i can fit into small spaces! Maybe she will give me her hot pins?
Take it breezy!
Nelson
xxxx
Listening to: Nas- if i ruled the world,Blur-she's so high, Count bass D - Hello test test, Cuthbert and the night- red frogs,
The vendettas- strangers.
Wanting and waiting- Romance was born bedazzled dunlops....
Inspired: Karl Lagerfeld- (on chanel tennis shoes) "Oh you know you can always make it beautiful with some crystal beading and satin ribbon"
the mall or in china town and have dumplings at the place with the vines on
the ceiling and you can see them making the noodles or sussex centre food court.
Buy some phone trinkets you know usual china town stuff.
But this wednesday it was so nice we just hung out at the park.
We found the best spot on some memorial thing that we hadn't ever noticed before.
Must have been important, because people were taking photos and stuff.
We stopped off at starbucks to get a jaffa frapa mocha double shot skim soy latte venti frappachino,
i needed to it complete my outfit. Cute girls are always sucking down a bucks.
This photo would be in Nylon magazine after i stared in my first indi film where i was a
conflicted teen in new york who had lots of drugs and heaps of tit scenes. Dont you think?
And the article would be about how natural i am and how i use method acting.
I HATE ACTORS...
Speaking of babies, where is baby suri? Its so a hoax tom cruise is a freak.
This is Jolyon (most featured friend on the chronicles, i should give him a ham, like employee of the week)
doing the signature Nella pose, its a good one when your having a body dismorphic day and feel
a double chin creeping on......also totally cute when drunk!
Central Park? Say what?
By this time i wasnt feeling to good from my XXXXXXXL buck's chino thing....
See....It was just a bit to much....maybe thats how the staff at starbucks make the frappachino's
so frothy.
So word on the street was that Zit remedy's (artctic monkey's) after party was going to be out of control.
Everyone who is anyone was going to be there even mischa barton.... So i thought i should start lining up
early, you cant miss that shit. But i forgot my sleeping bag and yoga mat for comfort so we gave up.
Wednesday is also ladies mid week drinks, with Benna..... Jolyon was allowed to stay for 2 beers
because he is a gay.
Haven't you heard? I'm popping a little one out soon..... But still squeeze a few in at the ass-light, thats
ok before the third tri-mester.... maybe?
No dinner or lunch and two many drinks ladies needed to relocate and get some yellow fever at Don Don.
We sat at the counter to people watch the street, and outside waiting to be seated was this hottie hot hot, (the
one on the right) like a more defined sweeter version of josh harnett, so Benna went outside
so we could pretend i was taking a photo of her, hope the hottie hot hot doesnt mind i'm posting him
all over the nerd net?!?! oh well.... "Hi hottie hot hot!"
Chinese seaweed salad was so good, so cultured....
All of the wednesday ladies happy hour converstation is top secret but this is a snippet:
"That boy is so hot like a delicate josh harnett"
"Sooooo hot"
"How many calories and fat is in a chicken katsu don?"
"Ummmmm"
"I think like a billion"
"Hottie hot hot is coming out way 2'0clock"
"Have i got chinese seaweed salad in my teeth.?"
Ending the night trying to get red wine out of my cute top sucked.... look how short i am compared to Benna.
5'5 is crap, but i can fit into small spaces! Maybe she will give me her hot pins?
Take it breezy!
Nelson
xxxx
Listening to: Nas- if i ruled the world,Blur-she's so high, Count bass D - Hello test test, Cuthbert and the night- red frogs,
The vendettas- strangers.
Wanting and waiting- Romance was born bedazzled dunlops....
Inspired: Karl Lagerfeld- (on chanel tennis shoes) "Oh you know you can always make it beautiful with some crystal beading and satin ribbon"
Monday, August 07, 2006
SOOOOOOO I'M A LOSER BABY, SO WHY DONT YOU KILL ME!
So with unvailing my that i am the biggest loser ever.
Coming second is so bad, its worse enough when you lose out on EBAY
but at the pod war.... holy crap talk about my own personal r'n'b superclub falling down around my
skinny ass!
It was a messy night from the begining, running on next to no sleep in 48 hours leading up.
And blowing out the night before at the strokes, and then working a full day with out much preperation.
And all the wrong people turned up, sluts to my left, whores to my right, long haired metal heads everywhere.
It was looking like my r'n'b crump-tastic set list was going to fall around my miu miu stits!
"All my ladies pop your pussy like this....." OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
But i did stick to playing things i had never played before, which should be a rule in the next round.
I NEVER WANT TO HEAR "HOUND DOG" EVER AGAIN!
All photographic evidence of the night has been destroyed, sorry.
But, back to friday.....
So this girl i met on myspace who had an almost identical intrests section as me, SNAP BITCH!
We got to personal messaging, and leaving hallarious comments on each others pages, and now are
almost best friends.
She totally begged me to go to see the strokes with her over msn, so i did.
These are the matching outfits she made for us to wear, the fluro puff paint and shoe polish looks
like it took hours to do. We looked like the biggest strokes fans ever! COOL!
Because we had never met in person only over the internet and her myspace photos had way
too much fringe and were all taken by herself from abover her head, she had to tell me what she
was wearing so i could spot her...... ummm how embarassed was i.... Look at them.
The matching outfits just kept on coming all night long.
This is the offical gang sign of The strokes australian unofficial online fanclub, we arranged
in the forum, that we should all do this sign so we would see each other.....
Waiting and waiting.... no one was doing the secret Strokes unofficial online fanclub forum
gang signs........UNTILL.......
Who knew Dool's was in The Strokes australian unofficial online fanclub, his log in name
on the forums is :" FAB IS FINE, AND ALL MINE", mine is : "NICK LET ME TAKE YOU TO MY ROOM OF FIRE"
He was throwing up the gang signs from the other side of the room and spotted me.
This is me sending telepathic messages to nick on stage, "NICK I LOVE YOU, LOOK AT ME, STAGE RIGHT IN THE
GAP NEAR WHERE THE SWEATY CROWD SURFERS COME OUT".
He so looked at me.... straight in the eyes. Thats was the night nick fell in love
for the first time.
So after the show, my new internet friends told me they could get me into the vip after party.
With a lot of begging, i went along. It was not the vip after party it was so dumb get together office party.
Losers. This girl was kind of nice, the nicest one there. By this stage i started to mingle considering how
lame my internet friends had become.
Me and Frizeey just shooting the shit, he was funny but i moved on pretty quick, mainly because i was getting
a neck ache from making out with him, geeze dont guys no its mean to grow past 6ft!
Then i started making out with The Ronnies, bailed when they wanted a threesome, but i am totes
looking forward to their concert on thursday, they're going to dedicate "every thing is f'ed up straight from
the heart" to me.
By then Chippy was the only semi decent guy left at the party, he started with " you know i have learnt some
amazing things on the great outdoors, i know about you dutch ladies....so how bout it?" HE KNEW NOTHING!
Let me tell you about the Chippy: 1. THAT TAN AINT REAL, ITS ABOUT AS REAL AS MY TITS! 2. HE LASTS ABOUT
AS LONG AS HIS LAST DANCE ON DANCING WITH THE STARS..... 1.5 MINS....CUT TO THE AD BREAK CHIPPY!
This was him explaining how he was a tiger in bed and shit..... Wrong more like a toy poodle!
Wish i didnt give it up for him, but its ok he has now made me want to wait till marriage.
So there is an up to the whole thing.... pitty it wasnt him.
Listening to:
CAMP LO - luchini (is this it), Trina with tweet- no panties coming off, my neck my back-khia, so hot- foxy brown,
Who made who- space for rent, Band of horses-great salt lake, AND THE RONNIES.
Watching:
NIGHTY NIGHT.
XXXX
nelson
p.s An avid reader sent me a questiong:
DEAR NELLA,
WHY DONT YOU CHECK YOUR SPELLING?
I AM A STICKLER FOR GRAMMER AND ITS ANNOYING ME.
YOURS ALWAYS,
SPELLING BE QUEEN
**********************************************************
Dear Bitch,
I dont check or correct my spelling because it keeps
me real, no one likes a perfect princess. Its all about flaws.
Let down your pony tail and let your boyfriend do you in the butt!
Signed,
NELLA!
Coming second is so bad, its worse enough when you lose out on EBAY
but at the pod war.... holy crap talk about my own personal r'n'b superclub falling down around my
skinny ass!
It was a messy night from the begining, running on next to no sleep in 48 hours leading up.
And blowing out the night before at the strokes, and then working a full day with out much preperation.
And all the wrong people turned up, sluts to my left, whores to my right, long haired metal heads everywhere.
It was looking like my r'n'b crump-tastic set list was going to fall around my miu miu stits!
"All my ladies pop your pussy like this....." OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
But i did stick to playing things i had never played before, which should be a rule in the next round.
I NEVER WANT TO HEAR "HOUND DOG" EVER AGAIN!
All photographic evidence of the night has been destroyed, sorry.
But, back to friday.....
So this girl i met on myspace who had an almost identical intrests section as me, SNAP BITCH!
We got to personal messaging, and leaving hallarious comments on each others pages, and now are
almost best friends.
She totally begged me to go to see the strokes with her over msn, so i did.
These are the matching outfits she made for us to wear, the fluro puff paint and shoe polish looks
like it took hours to do. We looked like the biggest strokes fans ever! COOL!
Because we had never met in person only over the internet and her myspace photos had way
too much fringe and were all taken by herself from abover her head, she had to tell me what she
was wearing so i could spot her...... ummm how embarassed was i.... Look at them.
The matching outfits just kept on coming all night long.
This is the offical gang sign of The strokes australian unofficial online fanclub, we arranged
in the forum, that we should all do this sign so we would see each other.....
Waiting and waiting.... no one was doing the secret Strokes unofficial online fanclub forum
gang signs........UNTILL.......
Who knew Dool's was in The Strokes australian unofficial online fanclub, his log in name
on the forums is :" FAB IS FINE, AND ALL MINE", mine is : "NICK LET ME TAKE YOU TO MY ROOM OF FIRE"
He was throwing up the gang signs from the other side of the room and spotted me.
This is me sending telepathic messages to nick on stage, "NICK I LOVE YOU, LOOK AT ME, STAGE RIGHT IN THE
GAP NEAR WHERE THE SWEATY CROWD SURFERS COME OUT".
He so looked at me.... straight in the eyes. Thats was the night nick fell in love
for the first time.
So after the show, my new internet friends told me they could get me into the vip after party.
With a lot of begging, i went along. It was not the vip after party it was so dumb get together office party.
Losers. This girl was kind of nice, the nicest one there. By this stage i started to mingle considering how
lame my internet friends had become.
Me and Frizeey just shooting the shit, he was funny but i moved on pretty quick, mainly because i was getting
a neck ache from making out with him, geeze dont guys no its mean to grow past 6ft!
Then i started making out with The Ronnies, bailed when they wanted a threesome, but i am totes
looking forward to their concert on thursday, they're going to dedicate "every thing is f'ed up straight from
the heart" to me.
By then Chippy was the only semi decent guy left at the party, he started with " you know i have learnt some
amazing things on the great outdoors, i know about you dutch ladies....so how bout it?" HE KNEW NOTHING!
Let me tell you about the Chippy: 1. THAT TAN AINT REAL, ITS ABOUT AS REAL AS MY TITS! 2. HE LASTS ABOUT
AS LONG AS HIS LAST DANCE ON DANCING WITH THE STARS..... 1.5 MINS....CUT TO THE AD BREAK CHIPPY!
This was him explaining how he was a tiger in bed and shit..... Wrong more like a toy poodle!
Wish i didnt give it up for him, but its ok he has now made me want to wait till marriage.
So there is an up to the whole thing.... pitty it wasnt him.
Listening to:
CAMP LO - luchini (is this it), Trina with tweet- no panties coming off, my neck my back-khia, so hot- foxy brown,
Who made who- space for rent, Band of horses-great salt lake, AND THE RONNIES.
Watching:
NIGHTY NIGHT.
XXXX
nelson
p.s An avid reader sent me a questiong:
DEAR NELLA,
WHY DONT YOU CHECK YOUR SPELLING?
I AM A STICKLER FOR GRAMMER AND ITS ANNOYING ME.
YOURS ALWAYS,
SPELLING BE QUEEN
**********************************************************
Dear Bitch,
I dont check or correct my spelling because it keeps
me real, no one likes a perfect princess. Its all about flaws.
Let down your pony tail and let your boyfriend do you in the butt!
Signed,
NELLA!
Wednesday, August 02, 2006
I AM A SUPER EX GIRLFRIEND!
Bam two posts in one week!
Jolyon and i went to the flicks... again. We have been hanging out to
see 'My super ex girlfriend' for ages, so we hobbled along.
I had a boysumberry chop top and he had a 'cafe' choc top, which was a coffee choc top.
SO WHY THE SHIT NOT CALL IT THAT?!!?
Luke wilson is really a stud in the movie, even though he is getting a bit fat (mid 30's), and
Uma is the best ex girlfriend, totally had flash backs of some of my psychotic scorned woman revenge tactic's.
There were only 4 people in the cinema, including us. Isnt that the best!
Jolyon managed to pick the only broken chair, how lucky, out of all those empty seats.
It looked like he had broken it on purpose to make his own 'la premier' lazy recliner chair.
Neato!
That disgusting chinese take away at fox studios is really satisfying and rittled with MSG, so
thats too many reasons to have dinner from there already!
When we got out of the film, we totally almost wet our pants because it looked as though there was going to be
a movie premier, red carpet and shit. Sadly wrong, it was some dumb sports V8 car thing with fire twirlers and indie
car girls.... eewwwww
Annoyed that there wasnt going to be any australian celebrity spotting... And kinda about to
vomit from cheap chinese.
After a brisk walk back to the real world, not that i wouldnt want to spend everyday forever and ever
at fox studios. I met Jason, Nick and my main gay Sam at the green park. Totally didnt break my
one beer wednesday rule.
Sam thinks people have been yelling racial slurs at him out of cars, because people mistake him
for a homosexual Jew. He isnt Jewish.
Parker Posey is a genius.... its all about phones. I bet she would write really funny text messages like:
"WHATS UP BITCH, JUST DUMPED MY BOYFRIEND BROKE ASS, RYAN ADAMS WHO?"
Tomorrow night is the Lister Exhibition at monster children, check!
REMINDER, MEMO, WHATEV'S:
YOU NEED TO ALL COME TO THE CRICKETERS THIS SATURDAY AND
BE PART OF MY CAMPAIGN TO TAKE OUT THE POD WAR FOR THE GRAND CHAMPIONSHIPS!
TEAM NELLA WILL BE IN FULL EFFECT, PUT ON A BADGE AND CHEER CHEER CHEER!
Nella xx
Jolyon and i went to the flicks... again. We have been hanging out to
see 'My super ex girlfriend' for ages, so we hobbled along.
I had a boysumberry chop top and he had a 'cafe' choc top, which was a coffee choc top.
SO WHY THE SHIT NOT CALL IT THAT?!!?
Luke wilson is really a stud in the movie, even though he is getting a bit fat (mid 30's), and
Uma is the best ex girlfriend, totally had flash backs of some of my psychotic scorned woman revenge tactic's.
There were only 4 people in the cinema, including us. Isnt that the best!
Jolyon managed to pick the only broken chair, how lucky, out of all those empty seats.
It looked like he had broken it on purpose to make his own 'la premier' lazy recliner chair.
Neato!
That disgusting chinese take away at fox studios is really satisfying and rittled with MSG, so
thats too many reasons to have dinner from there already!
When we got out of the film, we totally almost wet our pants because it looked as though there was going to be
a movie premier, red carpet and shit. Sadly wrong, it was some dumb sports V8 car thing with fire twirlers and indie
car girls.... eewwwww
Annoyed that there wasnt going to be any australian celebrity spotting... And kinda about to
vomit from cheap chinese.
After a brisk walk back to the real world, not that i wouldnt want to spend everyday forever and ever
at fox studios. I met Jason, Nick and my main gay Sam at the green park. Totally didnt break my
one beer wednesday rule.
Sam thinks people have been yelling racial slurs at him out of cars, because people mistake him
for a homosexual Jew. He isnt Jewish.
Parker Posey is a genius.... its all about phones. I bet she would write really funny text messages like:
"WHATS UP BITCH, JUST DUMPED MY BOYFRIEND BROKE ASS, RYAN ADAMS WHO?"
Tomorrow night is the Lister Exhibition at monster children, check!
REMINDER, MEMO, WHATEV'S:
YOU NEED TO ALL COME TO THE CRICKETERS THIS SATURDAY AND
BE PART OF MY CAMPAIGN TO TAKE OUT THE POD WAR FOR THE GRAND CHAMPIONSHIPS!
TEAM NELLA WILL BE IN FULL EFFECT, PUT ON A BADGE AND CHEER CHEER CHEER!
Nella xx
Monday, July 31, 2006
Fresh Prince of SMELL-AIR!
So so so so....
After a bout of squeekiness of the voice, yep it totally blew out saturday night.
Over about an hour i went from cute little peep squeek voice to full raspy enphzema paient!
This didnt stop me from winning the pod war though.... AGAIN....
Jolyon and i took it out, hands down. We did a movie/tv show/showtunes theme:
*Beverly hills 90210 theme
*Fresh prince of bel air (full length version, no one knew the 2nd verse because it wasnt on the show.)
*Aqaurius (hair)
*I dream of jeannie
*Hard knock life (annie/ jay z)
*Jump around (house of pain from the mrs doubtfire soundtrack)
*The cheer from bring it on.
*La bamba (this is so in a billion soundtracks probably)
*The addams family theme.
Can you imagine the poor person who had to follow us?
I can it was a boy called Tom or Dennis or Korea or Doug, anyway he couldnt match it (who could?!?)
but Jolyon and i told Mikey to give him 10's because he was totally the cutest boy i've seen in months.
This is actually friday at the heights kill pixie exhibition, it would have been fun
if i wasnt so self concious of all the guys perving on me! Its hard being so pretty.
Mini-Gus and Craig were found exploring the new upstairs level of the Gass light, its so clean
and new, i almost wanted to give it a few puke stains on the floor just to make me remember where
i was.
Jolyon "Your going to play what?", "Ummmm ok dont worry i wont laugh in your face or anything!"
The mid 20's female chapter of my fan club were present, look how adored i am.... They just wouldnt let go.
PERSONAL SPACE.
Yeaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh facial facial facial.... the remainder or our winnings at the pizza shop.
A really bad time to break out the camera, but the excitment of the win was just in the air.
There were these totally amazing girls with disco legs who were reincart's of Katie from big brother.
So hot!!!!!!! no more than 17 years old and they blew some guys off saying they were going to get TATTOOS!!!!!!!!
Dregs of a totally great night, i would pay someone $100 if they licked that diseased table. Ewwwwww
Cuter than cute, what happens when you cross a dutch drunk too many beers somep sychotic need to win and Heidi?
THIS PHOTO!
Then at taylors square, there was some half cocked plan that we had to drink our beer there, if not anything just to
humble my increasing ego. Then we were over it, so we gave this woman our beer and hot tailed it outta there.
At this time i thought i had lost my phone, but jolyon was hiding it so i he could give me a present on sunday???
MY OWN PHONE.... thanks so much. Everyone should do that, steal someones things, wrap them up and give them back.
Because they actually something they need.... whos the lucky person with a birthday coming up ???? SAM HODGE!
Tiffany's, Cartier, Harry winston, Bvalgari??????? not for me. Just a plasic glow stick braclet.
Do ravers have glow stick engagment rings?
SUNDAY or FUNDAY, which ever:
Just fixing a light lunch hanging out at Jolyons house, i was going to go to the video store in these but
the only reason i didnt is because of fear of ankle breakage. But they totally go with my outfit...
its all the rage in astonia girl guide/ stripper, TRUST ME!
Just watching telly, in my slippers....
Our video choices were : Degrassi second season, Grease 2 and Final destination 1.
Thats what i call : the best sunday ever!
Tea for two and two for tea! Look at my party bags under my eyes, it adds so much character.
This is the 'CRAZY POPPER', its so great! The little white cup on top melts the butter while the
the pop corn is popping inside..... Its so exciting.
Its a total 2006 neccesity, up there with the home snow cone making machine.
Kind of obsessed....
So next week, is the pod war GRAND CHAMPIONSHIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And 'TEAM NELLA' will be out in force, i'm kind of like Reese Witherspoons Character in Election.
But drunk.... There will be heaps of team spirit including posters, badges, stickers and WAR CRYS!
So you better be there to support watch me WIN WIN WIN!
x NELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLA
After a bout of squeekiness of the voice, yep it totally blew out saturday night.
Over about an hour i went from cute little peep squeek voice to full raspy enphzema paient!
This didnt stop me from winning the pod war though.... AGAIN....
Jolyon and i took it out, hands down. We did a movie/tv show/showtunes theme:
*Beverly hills 90210 theme
*Fresh prince of bel air (full length version, no one knew the 2nd verse because it wasnt on the show.)
*Aqaurius (hair)
*I dream of jeannie
*Hard knock life (annie/ jay z)
*Jump around (house of pain from the mrs doubtfire soundtrack)
*The cheer from bring it on.
*La bamba (this is so in a billion soundtracks probably)
*The addams family theme.
Can you imagine the poor person who had to follow us?
I can it was a boy called Tom or Dennis or Korea or Doug, anyway he couldnt match it (who could?!?)
but Jolyon and i told Mikey to give him 10's because he was totally the cutest boy i've seen in months.
This is actually friday at the heights kill pixie exhibition, it would have been fun
if i wasnt so self concious of all the guys perving on me! Its hard being so pretty.
Mini-Gus and Craig were found exploring the new upstairs level of the Gass light, its so clean
and new, i almost wanted to give it a few puke stains on the floor just to make me remember where
i was.
Jolyon "Your going to play what?", "Ummmm ok dont worry i wont laugh in your face or anything!"
The mid 20's female chapter of my fan club were present, look how adored i am.... They just wouldnt let go.
PERSONAL SPACE.
Yeaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh facial facial facial.... the remainder or our winnings at the pizza shop.
A really bad time to break out the camera, but the excitment of the win was just in the air.
There were these totally amazing girls with disco legs who were reincart's of Katie from big brother.
So hot!!!!!!! no more than 17 years old and they blew some guys off saying they were going to get TATTOOS!!!!!!!!
Dregs of a totally great night, i would pay someone $100 if they licked that diseased table. Ewwwwww
Cuter than cute, what happens when you cross a dutch drunk too many beers somep sychotic need to win and Heidi?
THIS PHOTO!
Then at taylors square, there was some half cocked plan that we had to drink our beer there, if not anything just to
humble my increasing ego. Then we were over it, so we gave this woman our beer and hot tailed it outta there.
At this time i thought i had lost my phone, but jolyon was hiding it so i he could give me a present on sunday???
MY OWN PHONE.... thanks so much. Everyone should do that, steal someones things, wrap them up and give them back.
Because they actually something they need.... whos the lucky person with a birthday coming up ???? SAM HODGE!
Tiffany's, Cartier, Harry winston, Bvalgari??????? not for me. Just a plasic glow stick braclet.
Do ravers have glow stick engagment rings?
SUNDAY or FUNDAY, which ever:
Just fixing a light lunch hanging out at Jolyons house, i was going to go to the video store in these but
the only reason i didnt is because of fear of ankle breakage. But they totally go with my outfit...
its all the rage in astonia girl guide/ stripper, TRUST ME!
Just watching telly, in my slippers....
Our video choices were : Degrassi second season, Grease 2 and Final destination 1.
Thats what i call : the best sunday ever!
Tea for two and two for tea! Look at my party bags under my eyes, it adds so much character.
This is the 'CRAZY POPPER', its so great! The little white cup on top melts the butter while the
the pop corn is popping inside..... Its so exciting.
Its a total 2006 neccesity, up there with the home snow cone making machine.
Kind of obsessed....
So next week, is the pod war GRAND CHAMPIONSHIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And 'TEAM NELLA' will be out in force, i'm kind of like Reese Witherspoons Character in Election.
But drunk.... There will be heaps of team spirit including posters, badges, stickers and WAR CRYS!
So you better be there to support watch me WIN WIN WIN!
x NELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLA
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