Monday, October 30, 2006

Always the bridesmaid never the bride!

8.47pm Monday evening:
Have a sinking feeling that i may have accidently on purpose spiked my own drink last night. Just for a few extra kicks, like i needed any more. Geezzzzz I am so embarassed, the last thing i remember was doing Madonna circa 'Hung up' boom box lunges with Nick at 4am.. or was it 5am with all the clock fiddling.

Sometimes i scare myself at my ability to spend money. So when i arrived at the big hotel place where the party was last night and it hadnt started yet...all i could think about was champagne it was like i needed it to run through my blood. If i could have had a champagne transfusion in that hotel lobby i would have. So when i ordered a glass and the only options were Verve or Moet by the glass i didnt even bat an eyelid, so i basically injected that $30 glass of golden goodness like it was a a miricle cure for eternal thiness.

Got to the party and was ditched by my friends, because apparently phones are way more interesting than me. Thanks.

Rose looking every bit the best piece of ass at the whole damn party. Boots with a satin hot pant jumpsuit was a very brave choice. I heard a rumour that she is rollerskating in Jessica Simpsons video 'Public affair'. She got a bit flustered all up in suit because her favorite high school band sliverchair were there. In year 10 she skipped school and caught the train to Newcastle with another friend of ours just to go try find them. Like if they just hung out at the oak milk factory Daniel Johns would just turn up and fall in love with them.

My bizarches are the best! Rose also told me about the first time she vommited from tequila, it was gross. The first time i vommited from tequila was in year 9, at a new years eve house party. I'd been knocking it back mixed with creaming soda (delcious mix) and then after half a bottle i wandered upstairs to the bedroom of the really cute boy who was having the party and he was showing me all of his in depth mix tape collection (he totally wanted to pash me, year 9 was a massive year with pashing) and i spewed all over it, then my mum had to come and get me.
Also in year 9 our science teacher told us that spit germs from other people stay in your mouth for 7months, then we made lists to see how many boys spit germs we had in our mouths.

All the girls were there, just hanging out maxin' relaxin' and shit.

Hickey has now made a razzling return to the chronic's, looking every bit my inspiration. Couldnt quite make out everything she was saying, then she went M.I.A and i annoyed everyone at the party asking where she was.
Luke and i are trying this new picking up boy conversation tactic, where you just tell them they have to ask you out in a really demanding but cute way.

Newly single and really easy Sam Hodge previously my main gay, but now he never calls me turned up. Do you guys have to be so impressed with me?

This was the aria super group that played last night, channel 10 didnt air it because there was a 15min coreographed dance routine and i did an accapella rain dance dedicated to Midnight oil. Trust me we are going to be bigger than big. Look how good i've gotten at the paris hilton wonky eye photo pose.

Since it was sunday, there was a token wine club member in attendance. There chicks at the party weren't up to fil's standard to he latr'ed it.

Guess who dont sue?????????????????????? BABY BABY BABY. The was a reunion last night that was bigger than Take that's new come back single. (UMMMMM i always new mark owen was that hot one, he is still hot.)

'Come on baby we aint gonna live forever, let me show you all the things that we could do.'
Finally back together at last. Jolyon and i were back to our old tricks straight away. Have i mentioned that we have a secret ring on the telephone, because i have a private number (happens when your really really pretty.) and he has a credit card blow out, we made a secret ring so he doesnt have to be yelled at by AM/EX. Ring once , let it ring one time and then call back again.

The only thing that could make me feel better is some miserable water and watching the rest of Greys Annatomy, Mc Dreamy is mine and lukes favorite salt and pepper hottie!

What do you do if you want to call someone but you dont have their number? How fare do you go so you dont look like a stalker-azzi?????

This is my favorite news story of the day:
Ho'an is going LOCO!

Altho ... it appears that all this partying may be finally catching up with her. The usually adept party animal was seen early this morning in a very strange state, according to TMZ: At 6:45 am, a TMZ spy spotted Lindsay at Olive and Sunset in Hollywood, near a dog park. Lindsay was sitting in her parked black Cadillac Escalade and our spy, who was walking his dog, could see Lohan through the tinted windows, "freaking out" and talking on her phone. Then, Lohan called our spy over and told him that two men in a silver Toyota 4Runner -- parked behind her -- had been following her for the last two hours, trying to "hit" her vehicle. Our spy reports that "she seemed out of it," that it appeared she'd been out all night, and that she'd clearly been crying, with mascara running down her face. "I've called the cops," said Lindsay of her alleged pursuers. "But the cops can't catch them." Um, it turns out that the car she was freaking out over was just the regular paparazzi that is usually on her tail. Maybe she was just tired ... all that partying must be taking its toll on her.
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