The flavours of Tuscany have found a home in the Shire...

That was the headline of my favorite section of the good living suppliment in tuesdays SMH. Its the 'HOMECOOK HERO', my dream is to be featured. There is usually a heartfelt story of cooking brining families together and then their favorite recipe...
This week Carla from Sutherland gave everyone her favorite sour cream cake, what would i have? Ambrosia salad.
Keeping on the homely feeling:

There was a rain storm last saturday night, so Luke and i had a good old fashioned stoned loungeroom party... We couldnt turn up the music too loud because the woman next door has cancer.

Look how good Luke is at doing the Dean Geyer idol finger at the camera point, Luke thinks his best assets are his calves.

One shoe on, smoke in shot, a really exream outfit choice....is this not screaming good old fashioned stoner lounge room?

I'm the prissy hot girl who gets stoned and then noids out about her hair or cant fit everything back into her hand bag after searching for a pastel pink lip gloss for half an hour. Equal amounts of annoying and pretty.

Another sure sign of the stoner lounge room party, the disgusting coffee table with junk on it.EWWWWWEEYYERRRR'S.

Table dancing to Madonna's live confessions concert and knowing both the intro and outro...

Michael had just about had enough of me and Luke, i can understand. By this time Luke had changed 5 times and reverted back to the orginal outfit he had been wearing all day.We were ready to go...

Taking cover from paps is always the way to attract the right kind of attention at the old fitz. In a famous by association way.

We met up with Tangman for some $5 double gin and tonics, this wall is giving an illusion of the old fitz actually being semi decent. Its crappy, except Luke and i are going to do a spoken word Madonna (him) Jay-Z (me) tribute at the community theatre down stairs. Or Maybe a stage version of 8mile.

Locked in love! Dont hate the player... hate the game.

Luke has been falling in the same bushes as Lindsay Lohan, he is channeling her latest sympathy bandage accessory!



Listening to : Boomkat - 'Yo!Verture'...... Jay-Z- 'kingdom come'!!!

XXXX
The official president of the Un-Official Jay-Z fanclub.

p.s Dool's has opted for being The Official Recruitment Officer of the Un-Official Jay-Z fanclub. So hit him up for membership, there is a very rigorous initiation so if you have any old misterminers, dont fret Jay-Z used to sell heaps of coke.
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"PARIS CAN HAVE STAVROS, DUMB WHORE!" just another frapp with MK and A!

These photos are from about 2 weeks ago...
After a dinner that lasted an hour and being ditched for laundry, i went and met Luke
for some support and guidance.... for some reason maybe i think his guidance is the reason i'm being ditched for laundry though!

To cheer me up he surrounded me with monchichi's and talked about himself...

F.Y.I gloria jeans now have coloured sprinkles, how exciting is that!
Obviously we had decided that oreo chrush frappachinos would make us feel better.
Dont ever get one you will be totally addicted.

Lukes favorite were the green...someone asked for them while he was posing for this picture, eeeewww from his crutch to the top of their frapp... GROSS.

Look who else was hankering for an oreo crush. MK and A.... Its such as hassle to go out with these two now with all the paps.

Lucky i had a spare balenciaga to sheild the masses.

"Look mind your own beez wax, whats up with that..... Cant a girlfriend have a quite frap? And Paris can have stavros the whore!"

The story of me and my really good looking friends..... continued.

After such a civilized evening of political and social converstation, which was really nice but i needed to bail for more fun!
Nina's house party was calling and my pre booked 12 mid night silver service turned up as all pre arranged! Many of you would be suprised but my life runs like clock work with the organization of a well oiled army.

Nina and Sophie are really great at the Ronnies sig. pose. We are planning on starting our own reality tv show called "so you think you can internet?".

Nina and Will, ummmm can someone tell Will that his slut spiral has to stop its getting really predictable and boring....

A shot capturing the electric energy building up for the debut of our all girl DJ troope!

Nina is the secretary of the Un-Official Jay Z fan club, look at her throwing up diamonds. That guy in the background is really a creep, he was creepin around all night. Michaella and i were taking a girl break in Nina's bedroom (talking shoes and boys.)and the creeper came in and was like "Mind if i do some coke. want a line?" Ewwwwwyer are you serious? yeh right creeper! AND HE WAS ENGLISH!

'show what you got lil' momma, show me what you got pretty lady!'

This photo really doesnt need much explaination, dont you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

Michaella was there, she looked really thin! We were on a mission to just be the ultimate house party bitches.....here we go:

Burning holes in the dance floor, this picture is so pretty! We were dancing to S.O.S by Rihanna....although we are all Jay z children!


We both made out with the hottest boy at the party! Dean....

Then i was on the toilet and Mick was just standing there talking shoes and boys again, when this pissed girl walks in and says she needs to puke. Here i am helping her michaella thought it was hallarious because in between spews she was like " i know you, your nella." Yep.

Nina started off our all girl dj troop by turning on the microphone.... amazing.

We were either playing Kanye west work out plan at this point or All Saints never ever! On All Saints news.... they have a new album, i always knew those appletons were better than just fucking oasis.

The combination is better than pork and sweet and sour sauce. We are available for hire, batmitvahs, wedding's, christening's, 50ths... whatever we are your ladies.

This photo looks like someone is trying to punch me in the head, they probably were. But i'm sure its just they were doing some outstanding dance moves and got in the way of the camera.

This is about the time i left and went home to leave.....

Very exciting Michaella's boyfriend Duncan is going to do a second speaking roll on home and away as a yabby creek police officer! First famous person on telly i know, isnt that great. Michaella is now a total token hot girlfriend of a celebrity, she deserves it.

The Un Official Jay Z fanclub is going well, thanks for asking.
C-Haw is the un official Vice President, i am the President.
If you want to join we are considering memberships, but you will have to pass an indepth background check. So if those 4 year overdue blockbuster videos have blackend your name don't even think about it!

Tonight i'm taking my mum to a secret Kings of Leon show, they are her favorite band, isnt that sick and embarassing.

Take it breezy homies...
xxxx
Love nella

"I'm almost mid 20's which is almost 30, thats so old. PASS ME MY ZIMMER FRAME AND MY CONSOLATION PRIZE!"

Friday night Miss Viv Vaux had an amazing birthday dinner, in her mid 20's shared warehouse filled with our nearest and dearest mid 20 year old friends.
It was like a 'secret life of us' flash back scene.

These were my contribution, i'd woken up before the sparrows to bake cup cakes.
I had to work at the stupid slaughter house that day, so the only time i had was well into the A.M.

Vanilla cupcakes:
(makes about 24 cup cakes, depending on your cup cake papers.)

1 and 1/2 cups self-rising flour

1 and 1/4 cups all-purpose flour

1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter, softened

2 cups sugar

4 large eggs, at room temperature

1 cup milk

1 teaspoon vanilla extract

Method:

1. Preheat oven to 170 degrees.

2. Line two 12-cup muffin tins with cupcake papers.


3. In a small bowl, combine the flours. Set aside.


4. In a large bowl, on the medium speed of an electric mixer, cream the butter until smooth (*THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT, IT HAS TO TURN WHITE.). Add the sugar gradually and beat until fluffy, about 3 minutes. Add the eggs, one at a time, beating well after each addition. Add the dry ingredients in three parts, alternating with the milk and vanilla. With each addition, beat until the ingredients are incorporated but do not overbeat. Using a rubber spatula, scrape down the batter in the bowl to make sure the ingredients are well blended. Carefully spoon the batter into the cupcake liners, filling them about three-quarters full. Bake for 20–25 minutes, or until a cake tester inserted in the center of the cupcake comes out clean.


5. Cool the cupcakes in the tins for 1 hour. Remove from the tins and cool completely on a wire rack before adding filling.

6. Cut a little round out of the top, making a little well. Then cut the excess into wings to place on top.


CREAM FILLING:

2 tubs of creme fresh
Vanilla extract to taste
1/2 cup of icing sugar
2 drops of rose colouring

Mix all the ingredients together with a spatular and fill little wells in the cupcakes.
Then put the little wings on and some sliced strawberries, cover with shit loads of icing sugar to make it really pretty.


Amy ate 5... She will wake up with an extra ass tomorrow.


The birthday girl loved the cup cakes, and the wine! She was such a great hostess anyone that can bake a whole barramundi in a gold evening gown is pretty much amazing!


I have really good looking 20 something friends, its disgusting!


Simones new boyfriend Glen's nose looks so jewish in profile, i'm so jealous!


Awww what a table setting, Katie turned up late but that was ok because no one ever see's her anymore. She was seated next to me, which was nice. Although a little boozie Lucy two seats down was very excited about a hatched plan to set me up with a nice jewish boy, Josh... "It will be like seth and summer, although wait.... your more marissa."


If only i could be as happy as her and her nice jewish boyfriend.


Awww me and Katie, Simone was on the other side, and we noted that politics did come up in conversation that is always a sure sign of a great dinner party!


Happy birthday, my beautiful viv sparkle!
Your the sweetest most amazing mid 20 ever!
I LOVE YOU!
xxxxxx