Tuesday, March 11, 2008

MAROONED!


YES! YES! YES!
So the other day i was ebay just checking out cheap marc jacobs resold from century 21 and some cheesy jeremy scott jumpsuits anyway and i thought i might check if there were any tickets for the completely sold out Maroon 5 shows. There was but they were fake bids of $ 657952765925297654725802.
Then i thought what would the average person do? Competitions!
So i asked my friend Jocelin who works at Nova, she had no idea because 2 day Fm brought them out. Touchy subject apparently, I have heard the Roon's way more on Nova anyway.
Then Like a sign from the Heavens..... POP UP...... POP UP! 'THE SUTTO 100 WIN TICKETS TO MAROON 5, MEET AND GREET WITH THE BAND EAT THEIR RIDER OF CARROT STICKS, THEN SUCK ADAM LEVINES CARROT! 25 WORDS OR LESS WHY YOU WANT TO BE MAROONED?'
OMG could this be real? could i be the one to suck Adam Levines carrot? Not another boy with the initials A.L this couldnt be true.....
At this stage i was desperate......

*25 WORDS WHY I AM MAROONED: Being Marooned by 5 men is quite an effort even if i do say so myself! All at once was a struggle, but this love has taken its toll on me.

Can you believe it? I WON.... apparently i was the only one who entered..... but I WON!

Maroon 5 have played a special part in my life, from singing to their songs during break ups, being given their songs by ex boyfriends in the process on breaking up with me, to jogging laps and laps of the park to 'Heard'em say' (so what i find it inspirational, what evs')

I have accidently had some typo slip ups writing this with Levine and Levins..... BUT THIS IS DEFFINATELY LEVINE!

See you soon Sutto, its been way too long, I miss you so so so so so much.
You know i know all the words.

This is how excited i am:



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Is not lapping any kind of luxury.....

So I'm down to $14.20!
I don't think I have been this Po' (Thats how bob dylan and oprah say it) in a long time, since being a crappy student. Its getting desperate, I offered to wash my mums car for 20 bucks but she declined knowing the type of job i would do. My nails are looking desperate, my hair is looking a mess, my holiday skin is not on holiday anymore, i'm getting pimples thinking about it.

When i did have money, like a week ago, before i went to melbourne and net-a-porters free shipping started. (There is a really excellent Luella wallet on sale for like $180, i'm sure someone reading this really needs, also there is a pair of genius See By Chloe yellow overalls which would look totally cute on most of my girlfriends - www.net-a-porter.com)
I was a really exciting person, who went out and spent way too much money on fun things like sticker photos and champagne.


I even had famous friends like Jess from The Veronica's. People invited me to fun parties, like the R W B Show at the Kaliman gallery. It was so excellent, Viv did a total nudie dance out of a vagina apple, the clothes were beautiful. But that night ended in tears. AGAIN.... Wish i was Cameron Diaz in the Holiday with retarded tear ducts that didnt work, that movie is so terrible, DONT GET THE DVD.


I used to shop at really expensive shops like Orson and Blake, such a valued customer I was that they just used to let me lay around reading books researching my LA loft that i was (before i was broke) planning on building in one of those canyons over there.
(There are some excellent sale pieces there at the moment! Hurry! Best is the boys PAM selection and if your a size 6 and like Antipodium you'll be in heaven - I'm not a boy or a size 6!)


Those were the days when i could go to fancy dinners with my friends at the 90's modern bold and the beautiful esque japanese restaurant above the chinese dumpling house. It is so amazin Cass and Adam loved it sick, Stephanie Forester totally cuts your sashimi and Ridge is rolling handrolls all night long!


When i could go out and afford to be this drunk for dutch courage. James and Jess were raping me so bad that night, it was so funny. I've kind of gotten over that joke now, but this photo is great. James was cuttin me sick, and boy did Jess just lay it on me BAD!


Brats.


ex boyfriend


pro-nails.

My friend Jerry is coming to Sydney for Easter (you would know this if you had wall to walled us) Sophie and I are going to take him some where totally Sydney, just rub in how bad a melbounre guide his was to me he didnt even take me to Fifteen. I'm contemplating taking him to hurricanes in bondi, a really bad pub in the rocks on a saturday night or the bar that is made of ice near the dendy at circular quay where you can only stay for 20mins or you'll die and you have to wear horrible puffer jackets.

So i get paid on thursday afternoon, which will be good i can stop complaining then.


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Sunday, March 09, 2008

Did you know Uncle Karl's first sexual encounter was at 13?

So Luke and I have watched the 'Lagerfeld Confidential' (free with last months Australian Vogue) 7 times each. Viewed stoned and not stoned. Much better stoned.
It is the funniest documentary since Summer Heights! If you are not in fits by 13:56 then you obviously are not worth knowing.
The favorite scenes include Karl's 100 ipods all different on the marble mantle, (he likes music and has a compilation C.D out) Karl ruffling through a draw full of detachable colars 'what to choose Karl?', The sneaky camera work trying to catch him with his TM. glasses on but when they do he just looks creepy and old, Our Nicole acting all coy and slutty doing a weird photoshoot in a nightclub - gross!, Karl showing us his favorite pillow he has had since he was a baby- awwww NOT!, and our favorite Karl confessing to having sex at 13...... WHO KNEW? WHO WANTED TO KNOW?
It is basically 1:24 mins of Karl swanning his newest butty-boy from bumfuck nowhere around the world takin some pervy pictures and making dumb jokes which his whole staff have to kack themselves laughing at.
STICK TO WHAT YOU DO BEST UNCLE KARL, BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS AMAZIN!:



So genius!

To some more excellent fashion news,( for anyone who cares) my favorite french fashion house Cacharel has started a new partnership with Mark Eley and Wakako Kishimoto! So exciting, can't think of a better combination. For anyone else who loves knitwear as much as i do, i'm sure your wetting your pants too!




Although this week has been very exciting with fantastic news on all fronts:

*Del Katherine Barton winning the Archibald ( from the grand-daughter of an archibald winner, 1949 - Arthur Murch - Bonar Dunlop to Del Kat Bar, congratulations and your portrait shits all over that NW montage of Heath Ledger that everyone is banging on about!)

*The Romance was Born exhibition at Federation square arts center, amazin.

*The new stretsis range, so cute.

There had to be a downer on the situation, and the little shit did it again:
"Sydney-based fashion designer Ben Pollitt can add another accolade to his already impressive resume. The self-taught designer of Friedrich Gray has taken out the title for the 2008 LMFF Designer Award presented by Woolmark and supported by Vogue Australia, during a special presentation at the L’Oreal Melbourne Fashion Festival."

HE SUCKS SO MUCH, I HATE HIM!
He totally didnt deserve the award, when you learn how to do a fucking french seam give me a call Ben! His worse than the freaky girl from Project runway that used 'spit marks' to grade a pattern.

SURRENDER TO THE SORRONDA!


(as requested by the sweet little patootie Jocelin)

Watching:
*Skins season 2 - only up to ep 4 but so addicted, its getting really dark. Wish that Cassie and Sid would finally get together properly.. ahhh british people!
*Project Runway FINAL - YAY CHRISTIAN WON! He deserved it, but i wish Gillian came 2nd she totally ruled too. Victoria Beckham was FIERCE!
*ANTM cycle 10 - Ohhh child! Tyra is looking tired! Fatima is such a bitch, i dont care if she is Iman reincatnate, I love the punky girl!

Listening to:
* JANET JACKSON - DISCIPLINE : So so so so genius! 'Rock with you' is my favorite.
*Usher ft Young Jeezy - 'In this club' : Such a good come back Ush! It also kinda reminds me of 'Tokyo ghetto pussy' which is sick.
*Hot Chip - 'Coming on Strong' : Mainly the ballads because i've been having a depression rut.


If your as obsessed with winning stuff as I am (cannot drag me kicking and screaming away from a meat raffle!) well start getting excited because i'm going to have a competition, dont know what the winner will receive yet, but its going to be really excellent!

My friend Emma once told me that their is nothing more satisfying than coming home to your husband with meat products which you won! She said it raised her worth as a woman in her eyes. Thats always nice, isnt it.

I have $38 till thursday so I'm sure nothing exciting will happen till then.

xxxxx
Nells