Friday, August 11, 2006

THE 2 RONNIES....

The past week has been a busy one with; Strokies, work, school,lady's night, losing in the pod war and..... THE RONNIES!
Toddles my newest best friend, got us some highly prized tickets, scalpers were trying to buy them off us for
$400....for cereal! Who to take? It was a toss up between all my gays.... but Luke won out in the end.
It was at luna park, so the plan was to get pretty stoned and go on all the rides first and eat carney food.

Here is the getting stoned part, in the park near milsons point station. Luke wanted to
light up the weed just walking to luna park from the station, even though we were surrounded by families
and little kids all singing veronica's songs... Grow a some social skills GAY!

We had arrived, so excited and stoned.

"ok lets go on all the throwing up rides first!"

WRONG WRONG WRONG.....all the rides were closed, the ferris wheel wasnt even turning just
for effect. We were DEVVY! The only kind of carney thing we could do was the dumb mirrors,
which are pretty funny when your stoned, but not as fun as the throwing up rides.

THE RONNIES TICKETS......."everything is f'ed up straight from the heart, tell me what do you do when
it all falls apart".

Coney Island, this was after eating a whole packet of chips and i was licking the salt off my fingers.
It was getting kind of scary seeing people who were our age at a Veronica's concert for real, and people
on dates there.....Sad boring people who maybe have broken car radio's that only play 104.1 2day fm.

Me and the baby bear cub Luke. We had stummled up to the security guard and i had managed to
mummble and giggle out "ummm where is the ghost train?" The ghost train burnt down and killed 8 people.
WOAH SNAP BACK TO REALITY.

YEAHHHHHHH WOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHIOOOOOOOOOO it was time... They played the only 3 songs i know
in the first 15 mins, then luke bumped into this creepy old woman looking at the stage with a telescope, it was only
5 metres away. FREAK.

Luke was so inspired for his next range, just looking at the merch stand gaving him a gazillion ideas!

I was still stoned and excited by the lights.

Oh the dissapointment of no ferris wheel....it was all over, we left because we didnt know the rest of
their songs and all the little kids were creeping me out.

Really bad news the trains back to the real world weren't working, so on to the rail bus we went.
We totally pushed through the lines and got onto the first bus.

"Lets go to gay bars in newtown, to even out the night."
"Great idea"
Luke and i are also having a competion who can keep their bright pink ronnies wrist band on
longest!

Sorry Sutto for not coming to your going away party last night, but i needed to get some much needed sleep, project runway and the hills!
You probably didnt even notice i wasnt there, dont worry i'll take care of Hickey for you!

Listening to: Nas-come get me, Beyonce - de javu, Weezer- the sweater song, Todd Rundgen- bang on the drum all day, Lupe fiasco- ALL OF IT OVER AND OVER. Lady sov (mainly because we are both the biggest midgits in the game)!

Reading : Cosmopolitan's 2 sealed sections this month, so sexy!

My Biz and i are going to the cricketers for tap-ass and drinks tonight from 8pm!

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KEEP IT BREEZY!