Saturday, September 16, 2006

Back off gold dust woman!

So, i've been alone and miserable the past couple of weeks.
Jolyon left me for dead, opting for a footloose fancy free gay old time in Melbourne.
Which really sucks because now i have no-one to hang out with on wednesdays and see movies. He is the only one that understands how funny "You smell like lead pencil's" is.
Lukes mail order boyfriend from melbourne arrived yesterday and i've been pushed away like last years christmas presents.
Watching dvd's in bed and trying to finish knitting scarves for a fading winter, is pretty much my favorite things to do on Friday nights now.
But before i became such a nanna, i was once a crazy young drunk:

Luke, Jolyon and i went to Laurens birthday party at the gass light, it started at 5pm, we got there at 5.25pm. Second to arrive, way last to leave. This was half way though the night. HALLARIOUS!

This was also really side splittingly funny. Jolyon made funny voices with a packet of ciggs. I have never seen people with teeth like that, so basically those scare tactic's are not working on me.

Luke and i spiked our own beers with vodka, there is only one thing that can follow that..... A STEVIE WONDER IMPRESSION! Its really funny, i'll do it for you one time when i'm drunk enough "here i am baby, signed sealed delivered!"

"I JUST CALLED TO SAY I LOVE YOU". This is really the only impression that i can do, so i make the most of it.

Earlier that day we walked up to Crown st from chinatown, i made jolyon go the long way under wynyard station so i could skope for hot professional men in suits. There were none.

There is so wierd history art thing that looks like water, i think its something to do with captain cook, but maybe not. But its really creepy and gross.

Earlier earlier that day, we went on our last wednesday lunch date in Chinatown, the sussex centre food court. Which is highly romantic and has so much ambiance you just get lost in the moment. Anyway i made sure to get one of every sauce just incase, Jolyon kept on calling my tray "48 shades of brown" like that new shitty australian movie. Also i find it really appealing when my coca cola is bigger than my head, its kind of sick.

Woah that was flavorsome!I didnt get through much, but i gave it my best shot. You know that japanese place on Cleavland st that has the 6liter udon noodle soup eating competition? Well i would be so crap at that.

So its saturday night, mostly everyone i know is out having fun, but i've opted for another night in. Just watched some telly, it was dumb. Going to make hot chocolate and try and finish my knitting.

Take it breezy!
Knitorious N.I.T...

watching: Loads of telly, mainly Laguna beach the third season is really getting slutty and good. Entertainment tonight to get the updates on the mysterious death of Anna Nicole Smiths son. Tomorrow i really have to leave my house, so i'm going to the movies with J.P to see material girls, the new Hill and Hayle duff movie.


Listening: Midlake - Young bride,Peter Paul and Mary - Lime and the coconut, Neil diamond - Girl you'll be a woman soon, Hill duff - Play with fire, The concretes - LONELY AS CAN BE!!!!!!!!!