I AM A SUPER EX GIRLFRIEND!

Bam two posts in one week!
Jolyon and i went to the flicks... again. We have been hanging out to
see 'My super ex girlfriend' for ages, so we hobbled along.
I had a boysumberry chop top and he had a 'cafe' choc top, which was a coffee choc top.
SO WHY THE SHIT NOT CALL IT THAT?!!?
Luke wilson is really a stud in the movie, even though he is getting a bit fat (mid 30's), and
Uma is the best ex girlfriend, totally had flash backs of some of my psychotic scorned woman revenge tactic's.


There were only 4 people in the cinema, including us. Isnt that the best!


Jolyon managed to pick the only broken chair, how lucky, out of all those empty seats.
It looked like he had broken it on purpose to make his own 'la premier' lazy recliner chair.
Neato!


That disgusting chinese take away at fox studios is really satisfying and rittled with MSG, so
thats too many reasons to have dinner from there already!


When we got out of the film, we totally almost wet our pants because it looked as though there was going to be
a movie premier, red carpet and shit. Sadly wrong, it was some dumb sports V8 car thing with fire twirlers and indie
car girls.... eewwwww


Annoyed that there wasnt going to be any australian celebrity spotting... And kinda about to
vomit from cheap chinese.


After a brisk walk back to the real world, not that i wouldnt want to spend everyday forever and ever
at fox studios. I met Jason, Nick and my main gay Sam at the green park. Totally didnt break my
one beer wednesday rule.


Sam thinks people have been yelling racial slurs at him out of cars, because people mistake him
for a homosexual Jew. He isnt Jewish.


Parker Posey is a genius.... its all about phones. I bet she would write really funny text messages like:
"WHATS UP BITCH, JUST DUMPED MY BOYFRIEND BROKE ASS, RYAN ADAMS WHO?"

Tomorrow night is the Lister Exhibition at monster children, check!

REMINDER, MEMO, WHATEV'S:
YOU NEED TO ALL COME TO THE CRICKETERS THIS SATURDAY AND
BE PART OF MY CAMPAIGN TO TAKE OUT THE POD WAR FOR THE GRAND CHAMPIONSHIPS!
TEAM NELLA WILL BE IN FULL EFFECT, PUT ON A BADGE AND CHEER CHEER CHEER!

Nella xx

Fresh Prince of SMELL-AIR!

So so so so....
After a bout of squeekiness of the voice, yep it totally blew out saturday night.
Over about an hour i went from cute little peep squeek voice to full raspy enphzema paient!
This didnt stop me from winning the pod war though.... AGAIN....
Jolyon and i took it out, hands down. We did a movie/tv show/showtunes theme:

*Beverly hills 90210 theme
*Fresh prince of bel air (full length version, no one knew the 2nd verse because it wasnt on the show.)
*Aqaurius (hair)
*I dream of jeannie
*Hard knock life (annie/ jay z)
*Jump around (house of pain from the mrs doubtfire soundtrack)
*The cheer from bring it on.
*La bamba (this is so in a billion soundtracks probably)
*The addams family theme.

Can you imagine the poor person who had to follow us?
I can it was a boy called Tom or Dennis or Korea or Doug, anyway he couldnt match it (who could?!?)
but Jolyon and i told Mikey to give him 10's because he was totally the cutest boy i've seen in months.


This is actually friday at the heights kill pixie exhibition, it would have been fun
if i wasnt so self concious of all the guys perving on me! Its hard being so pretty.


Mini-Gus and Craig were found exploring the new upstairs level of the Gass light, its so clean
and new, i almost wanted to give it a few puke stains on the floor just to make me remember where
i was.


Jolyon "Your going to play what?", "Ummmm ok dont worry i wont laugh in your face or anything!"


The mid 20's female chapter of my fan club were present, look how adored i am.... They just wouldnt let go.
PERSONAL SPACE.


Yeaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh facial facial facial.... the remainder or our winnings at the pizza shop.


A really bad time to break out the camera, but the excitment of the win was just in the air.
There were these totally amazing girls with disco legs who were reincart's of Katie from big brother.
So hot!!!!!!! no more than 17 years old and they blew some guys off saying they were going to get TATTOOS!!!!!!!!


Dregs of a totally great night, i would pay someone $100 if they licked that diseased table. Ewwwwww


Cuter than cute, what happens when you cross a dutch drunk too many beers somep sychotic need to win and Heidi?
THIS PHOTO!


Then at taylors square, there was some half cocked plan that we had to drink our beer there, if not anything just to
humble my increasing ego. Then we were over it, so we gave this woman our beer and hot tailed it outta there.
At this time i thought i had lost my phone, but jolyon was hiding it so i he could give me a present on sunday???
MY OWN PHONE.... thanks so much. Everyone should do that, steal someones things, wrap them up and give them back.
Because they actually something they need.... whos the lucky person with a birthday coming up ???? SAM HODGE!


Tiffany's, Cartier, Harry winston, Bvalgari??????? not for me. Just a plasic glow stick braclet.
Do ravers have glow stick engagment rings?

SUNDAY or FUNDAY, which ever:


Just fixing a light lunch hanging out at Jolyons house, i was going to go to the video store in these but
the only reason i didnt is because of fear of ankle breakage. But they totally go with my outfit...
its all the rage in astonia girl guide/ stripper, TRUST ME!


Just watching telly, in my slippers....


Our video choices were : Degrassi second season, Grease 2 and Final destination 1.
Thats what i call : the best sunday ever!


Tea for two and two for tea! Look at my party bags under my eyes, it adds so much character.


This is the 'CRAZY POPPER', its so great! The little white cup on top melts the butter while the
the pop corn is popping inside..... Its so exciting.
Its a total 2006 neccesity, up there with the home snow cone making machine.
Kind of obsessed....

So next week, is the pod war GRAND CHAMPIONSHIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And 'TEAM NELLA' will be out in force, i'm kind of like Reese Witherspoons Character in Election.
But drunk.... There will be heaps of team spirit including posters, badges, stickers and WAR CRYS!
So you better be there to support watch me WIN WIN WIN!

x NELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLA

If you'll be my bodyguard, I can be your long lost pal!

Saturday, was yet again the pod war at the Cricketers...
Oops something was wrong with my camera, dammit Sam your such a gay.

People are so polite these days, right? Mikey was helping me because i got nervous and had pod anxiety and
the back light turned off.

It all turns a bit pear shaped at one point...lucky my outfit was really cute.

My number #1 bizarch Kim came to be my back up dancer, she did this really hot leg kick dance move.
One of her disadvantaged kid editing students taught her. It was sooo hot and ciara like.
She also looked really stoned but wasnt she just accidently stabbed herself in the eye with her eyeliner. Those logo'ed fendi
pants bring out the best in her!


Me with my cat moves in the background... p.s who the hell is that girl in front?

This is when i thought i had it in the bag.... sadly mistaken. That duffel coat i found in the kids section so the arms are
too short, lucky i am so skinny. HAHAHAHAHA

Where did i put that caramello koala? Johnno its under your ass, let me feel....

Clearly he likes being touched near the butty...

OH MY GAY! Sam played Madonna's - American Life, maybe to the delight of only us.
My set list:
*Dr who - Timelords (later known as KLF)
*Diplo rythym- diplo ( that was a mistake from some shakey hands)
*My grandma and your grandma - Iko iko
*I'll be your bodyguard- Paul simon's
*Buttercup- The temptations
*Your my bestfriend- Queen (dedication to Viv)

And something else but i cant remember.....

Listening to: Tv on the radio- return to cookie mountain( I was a lover), Paul Simons- 50 ways to leave your lover, Ray Charles and Nina Simonen- baby its cold outside, Band of horses- The great salt lake.
All dedicated to my imaginary boyfriend.

x nelson

I miss the summer time....

So much fun in the sun..... (p.s i dont tan.)
Can't wait to wear dresses with no tights, and not worry about getting runs in my stockings halfway through the day.
Dont get me wrong winter is amazing, just not in sydney. It just get half-arsed cold, it doesnt feel right.
Lucky Luke and i have planned a trip to the coin drop solarium at taylors square this weekend, to burn.

Christian Slater is really good looking in person.

whiskey mac's and a xanex set at the pod wars - 'hi daddy warlocks'

Saturday night called for an outfit which was in between a mix of cute and dance-able.
If i had known that the venga boys were going to be played, then i would have worn more lycra. But hey!
Bowing out gracfully of this round of pod wars and becoming a judge was suprisingly easy.


Mikey with a very dizzy darth vader.


Sam lost his ipod in his D.I.V.O.R.C.E.... but i'm sure if he ever plays it will blow out.


After the D.I.V.O.R.C.E sam picked himself one of these little babies up at the adopt a gay hottie pounds.


Posessed by whiskey mac's and some stressfull judging, at some point i was threatening to give ZEROS if people
i didnt like entered....


Benna and Sam slow and sex during Tall Mikey and Benny's xanex set.....'just like honey......just like HONNNNEEEYYYY!'


Thats more like it, little turtle doves.


Whats better than taking the X? Just pretending you have, duh?!?!

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This was the most action i've had in the past year.....For serious. At least is was with a slutty glittered up mermaid.
Gibson tipped wax over her nipples latter that night, what a whore.


Walking down oxford st later that night, Benna spotted this group of girls with a bunch of 21st birthday
balloons, i felt like running over and telling her that its really not going to get much better and that at 22 everything is
still the same but duller and done more times.


PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA..... my eyes are glazed in whiskey mac haze. It was so gross i could taste it when i woke up this morning, you know when you brush your teeth 4 times and still cant get rid of the taste.....eeeewwww.


To cheer up beautiful Benna i joined in a dance off with these really cool girls who had sexy outfits and were going to
Club Retro on Sussex St because there are apparently 'really hot guys there and great dancing music.'
"LETS HEAR IT FOR THE BOYSSSS, LETS GIVE THE BOYS A HANDDDDD"


Then it all got too much...

xxx nella

listening to : The truth about cats and dogs (they die)- Ponu up!, Leave me lying here- Veruca salt, Jane says- Janes Addiction, Aint no other man - Christina Aguilera

lunch for 2 on a brisk winters day at the sidewalk cafe!

There is no excuse for my lack of posting, only that i couldnt be bothered and have been working so much.
So yesterday, Jolyon and i had a movie and shopping day.

We were handed this while walking through the city to david jones, Jolyon looks quite conflicted.......


We worked up an appitite in the womens shoe section, i was contemplating some fur trimmed
Marc Jacobs bronzed gumboots. They were super new money russian bitchy princess, so not so versitile but they reduced
from $560 to $240.... Anyway we decided on my favorite city cafe, which is in the over pass above
Castleraegh st in between centre point tower and David Jones.




Jolyon ordered the Triple Decker BLT with fries...... They are so good with the little toothpicks.


I got Crepes with strawberrys and ice-cream, they forgot the side of maple syrup. The waitress got
distracted by trying to get me to have cream and ice cream?!?!?! Is that needed?!?!? what is the point?!?!
But we shared our meals and got some cokes too. After a while the big fat david jones mums were freaking me
out as a future vision of myself. If anyone is interested everytime i go to the sidewalk cafe the special is Cauliflower
soup.


One happy girl, crepes/ pancakes are one of my favorite comfort foods.... they bring a smile to my face which
grows with every bite, till my jeans pop!


Well thats the end to another lunch date with Jolyon, both complaining of the boyfriends we dont have
and why i cant find candy pink nail polish.


The fun wasnt over by a long shot, next we caught a flick, Pirates of the Carribbean. Jordan came and met us also.
Which is kind of dumb, the CGI is so bad, and Johnny depp gets eaten by a big squid that looks like a toothed vagina.
And the mixed seafood army was just gross.... And i even had the whole experience of making sure i had a pirates of the carribbean combo of pop corn and coke which was shared and obviously unfinshed.


Then walking down to China town for the night markets, which werent on we found this asian crepe place....
Jordan looks like he might get the mixed meat with mayonaise and orange slices...mmmmm good choice.


I'm pretty sure the chewed up and vommited seafood and ham and oranges is my personal longing.

Thank god i was wearing a trans ocasion outfit, because day was becoming night and we were pub bound
to shake the bad movie off with a beer. The cricketers was great as usual but i forgot to take anymore photos.
We met Luke and Mix and David Gac's , by this time i was once again in my gaggle of gays. We found some sydney university 'ARTS LAW WEEK' flyers and Luke and i angled them out of our bags to try and attracted some smart cute boys, it didnt work.
We were interupted by this rude drunk girl who came to smoke on our table then started eating my salad off my plate with her grubby little hands...gross i didnt even know her.
Anyway 3 vodka an pinapple juices (Hawaii in a glass), the gays had gone to do gays only things, and Bennadicte, Mikey and i went to the Shakespear (10.40pm). It smelt like B.O and was gross, then i accidently got red wine spilt all over my white dress and had to bow out gracefully and go home in a taxi. Just when we were about to go dancing....
BUMMER....

Nella xxx

Listening to: Lupe Fiasco- Kick Push, Giant Drag- Your full of shit (check out my sweet riffs), Paul McCartney and Wings
Live and let die and lots and lots of Split Enz.